Wub It In First Draft

Wub It In

Characters
Twilight Sparkle
Spike
Vinyl Scratch
Octavia
Rising Dawn - Female unicorn. New Captain of the Royal Guard.

Location
Twilight's Library
Friendship Express (epilogue)

Twilight & Spike
Sleeping sounds

SFX Door open (magic), sounds of stuff being set up

Spike (sleepy)
"Twilight... its three AM... stop reading and go back to bed..."

Twilight (sleepy)
"Only if you stop cleaning first..."

Spike (sleepy)
"OK... good night..."

Twilight (sleepy)
"...good night number one assist..."

Twilight & Spike
Sleeping Sounds

SFX Loud music

Twilight & Spike
"GAH!"

SFX Falling/rolling out of beds

Twilight & Spike
"Please tell me thats you..." (pause) "...guess not."

SFX Walking

SFX Click (lights)

Twilight (upset)
"What are you doing in my library?!"

Vinyl Scratch (confused)
"What??"

Twilight (upset)
"I said what are you doing in my library!!"

Spike (loud)
"Turn that down! Its too loud!!"

Vinyl Scratch (loud)
"I can't hear you! Music too loud!!"

Spike (loud)
"That's what I just..." (music stops) "said...!" (pause normal) "Uh... thanks Twilight."

Twilight
"Welcome." (pause) "Well?"

Vinyl Scratch
"Well what? I'm trying to sleep here."

Twilight
"In my house!"

Vinyl Scratch
"No I'm not. This is a public library."

Twilight (shocked)
"Wh-wh-what!! This is my house!!"

Vinyl Scratch
"Can ponies visit, read and borrow books, incurring fees for late returns?"

Twilight
"Y-y-yes but..."

Vinyl Scratch
"Then its a public library."

SFX music on, lower.

Vinyl Scratch
"Good night."

SFX Fwhump! (Falling into sleeping bag)

Twilight (shock turning to irritation)
"No! No no no no no no no no no no no no!"

Spike
"She's fast asleep."

Twilight (irate)
"Aarrgghh!" (stomps hooves) "Come on, Spike! We're going back to bed!"

Spike
"Want me to sleep with you in your bed so you can cry on my head and crush me in your hooves in an emotional moment?"

Twilight
"...yes please..."

SFX Clock ticking fast
SFX Alarm clock ringing
SFX Rooster crowing

Spike
"Morning, Twilight. How are yo-- whoa! What the heck happened to you! You look awful!"

Twilight (sobbing)
"She kept waking me up asking me where the bathroom was! Over and over again!"

Vinyl Scratch
"Breakfast! Come and get it!"

Twilight (sobbing)
"If I teleport her into a wall no jury in Equestria would ever convict me! Right? Right??"

Spike
"Come on, Twilight."

SFX Getting out of bed

Spike
"That's my Twilight! Lets get you some food, then I'll write a nice letter to Princess Celestia asking for help."

Twilight (disturbed)
"I like you, Spike. Your my precious right? Right?? I wont let the mean Bilbo Buckins take you my precious!!"

Spike
"Ill get you a juicebox and your meds."

SFX Knock knock knock

Spike
"Now what... OK you sit here and start eating, and I'll be right back..."

SFX Knock knock knock

Spike
"I'm coming! I'm coming! Keep your hooves on!"

SFX Door open

Rising Dawn
"Morning, Spike. Is there a Vinyl Scr--"

Octavia (loud)
"Vinyl are you in here!!"

Vinyl Scratch (from kitchen area, abit distant)
"Back here Octy! Come on, I made breakfast!"

Spike
"Please. There is enough for every pony..."

Twilight (loud)
"Keep your hooves off my precious!!"

Rising Dawn
"Her precious?"

Spike
"Don't ask."

SFX Walking

Spike
"Twilight! Rising Dawn's here!"

Vinyl Scratch
"Who?"

Octavia
"She became the new Captain of the Royal Guard after Shining Armor's wedding, remember?"

Vinyl Scratch
"And she's here because..."

Octavia (irate)
"Because you ran off last night in a self absorbed fit!? Remember that??"

Twilight
"Nggyahh!!"

Spike (deadpan)
"Twilight remembers."

Vinyl Scratch (cheery)
"Later! Later! Lets eat, and then you can apologize to me later."

Octavia (deadpan)
"What did you say to me?"

SFX Eating

Octavia
"Why are you sleeping in this purple unicorn's house?"

Vinyl Scratch
"I'm not. I'm sleeping in a public library."

Octavia (deadpan)
"...before we leave be sure to thank the purple unicorn for not having you arrested for trespassing."

Vinyl Scratch
"I'd have just went right to Princess..."

Octavia (interrupting deadpan)
"You have no idea who she is, do you."

Vinyl Scratch
"She's a librarian?"

Octavia
"...I give up..."

SFX Clock ticking

Ponyville Train Station
SFX Train whistle

Voice
"All aboard!"

SFX Group of ponies walking

Vinyl Scratch
"Seriously she could have been a bit more grateful. I did replace everything I used and then some!"

Octavia (esaperated)
"Vinyl! You cleaned out her fridge WITHOUT her permission! And what's with going to the bathroom non stop?"

SFX Sitting

Vinyl Scratch
"Four times isn't non stop."

Octavia (deadpan)
"Your impossible sometimes, Vinyl."

SFX Train whistle
SFX Train leaving station

Vinyl Scratch
"By the way, you are totally ready to apologize for throwing me out..."

Octavia (deadpan)
"First off? You threw yourself out. Second? Did you really nearly drive that purple unicorn insane because I said "Wub" was not a proper expression of affection?"

Vinyl Scratch
"Yup."

Octavia (esaperated)
"Seriously??"

Vinyl Scratch
"eeyup."

Octavia (deadpan)
"I'll never hear the end of this unless I relent, won't I."

Vinyl Scratch
"Nope."

Octavia (esaperated)
"Fine! Fine!" (normal) "I wub you."

Vinyl Scratch
"And?"

Octavia
"You'll have to wait until we get home for the and part."

Vinyl Scratch (disappointed)
"Really?"

(kiss)

Octavia
"Ill get your..." (clears throat) "...stop talking!"

Vinyl Scratch (whisper)
"But your so cute when your willing to be my marshmallow..."

Octavia (anger whisper)
"Not! In! Public!"

Vinyl Scratch (whisper)
"Licky licky!"

Octavia (deadpan whisper)
"Remind me again why I didnt leave you with the purple unicorn..."

Fin